Hey, Wow! There's a tropical cyclone named after me! What about this amazing item? Oh, look! I'm a rat! That should make my ex-boyfriend happy!
Okay. Enough amusement for one day. Back to work.
Monday, May 12, 2003
My boyfriend is trying to break up with me. He would probably succeed if he quit telephoning and emailing me. Here's a definition of "effortless" which the relationship is NOT at this moment. I'm a little paranoid about a picture he took of me in the bath tub. If I were Faith Hill I would not be concerned. I'd just send him a bill. But since I am 52, overweight and don't work out, it's a pretty bad picture. So I put my name in the Google image search and a plethora of Elaine's came up. Woo hoo! 15 pages worth! Goes to show you that name has nothing to do with looks or personality. I'm changing my name to OldLadywithCrazyBoyfriend.
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