alien drifter

It's Friday! Need a laugh? This site is not always up to the minute but it will make you laugh. Today I'm reading the "Things to Think About." My favorites:

• Why are they called buildings when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
• What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship its cargo?

It's great. It keeps me from asking really serious questions.