Tuesday, March 27, 2007

The Burning Nipple Issue

Actually, the nipples aren't burning, the issue is. It is for me anyway, and I mean for me personally. It's nearly summer and my clothes have become less layered and somewhat thinner. A few years ago my daughter derisively remarked, "Mom, are you afraid to show you nipples?" I responded, "Your nipples showing has an entirely different effect from my nipples showing."

So, I want to know, do I let them protrude or not? I don't mean as in nakedly expose. I mean as in display their contour in tee shirts. Or what about coloration? Unfortunately, they tend to show at the most inopportune moments, like when that fat guy down the hall goes by or some female executive struts past. Let me emphasize that they show For. No. Reason. Well, sometimes there's a reason (chill of the A/C for example) but mostly there isn't.

What should I do? Tell me right away! It's an emergency!! You know I can't make a fashion decision without you. Don't leave me to my own devices!
Current Fads
Listening. iPod List (Smart Playlist); birds
Watching. On A Clear Day You Can See Forever (1970)
Activity. dancing
Gadget. iPod Shuffle (tourquoise)
News Source. the SunTrust intranet (and that's really sad)
Reading. The Goodbye Body - Joan Hess; various privacy policies; too much email; too much junk mail (is it the Holidays already??)Fortune (three weeks worth) (Yes, I really am reading them all right now—I'm a reading addict. What can I say?)

2 comments:

Elaine Greywalker said...

okay. okay. so nobody cares. i get it. shoot. guess I'll have to make my own executive decision. and what am i doing here anyway? i should be working. god knows you've got to be real attentive when both your boss and a co-worker are out sick.

Drama Queen said...

Oh I commented but I think blogger ate it.

I don't know what is right or wrong. I wear too many padded bras for my nipples to ever be anything but warm :-)

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